The_Artist_Wolf A Bernie burn. 😂
JesseKellyDC did you write this
If you’re angry, it is because you pray to a demagogue.
He makes a good point.
Support sanders and this made me laugh
😂 eclecticbrotha
Ouch LOL
What happened to the onion? Did someone buy them out or something?
Oh they'll still hear her, because she'll have that annoying, bitchy voice (like all women do)
YourManScarf no doubt a woman could win, just not fucking Hillary Clinton. i'd expect Klobuchar to beat Trump before Hillary
It seems every news doesn't like Bernie Sanders. Even jokes about those news are politized. Even jokes about parody news are politized. Even parody jokes about other parody news jokes are politized. Even news about parody jokes about news on parode jokes are politized. ...
Could he be any more caveman ?
Whoa! this escalated quickly!
CNN about to report on this like its real news
Don’t think I’d mind if the PM couldn’t be heard over the sound of him doing something useful for once, perhaps the American people feel the same about their President?🤔
Lol
I just happen to be a top security clearance level jar opener...which is widely well known...that is all!
Wow
vacuumstoo
Joe Biden, leaning on his decades-long political experience, has promised to make it job 1, on the first day of his presidency, to allocate $90M for the quieter running Riccar vacuum cleaners used in the White House, for ALL female politicians.
I, for one, thought this was rather clever. It took the argument of America not being ready to elect a female president and placed it in context with other outdated stereotypes, showing just how backwards that such an argument is nowadays.
That vacuum is not plugged in BTW so we'll prob hear her mutter 'did that SOB Trump had to deport all the WH help?'
Oof!
careful before warren uses this in her next smear
Oh this is gooooood
lmao so sanders supporters are now lashing out at........ The Onion on cue.
brendonwalsh “Sanders supporters can’t take a joke” lol no one is mad
It’s more interested in pushing Warren than in making a good joke, which is also, *in itself*, unfunny
And that war-whoop.
The reason it’s not a good Onion headline or a good joke is that we don’t know whether Bernie said what Warren claims.
Et tu Brute?
this is BS! the old man wasn't being sexist.
People after reading the replies
For all the pearl clutchers mad at The Onion for this... it’s The Onion. It’s jokes. Not news. And not joke news like Jon Stewart. Just jokes.
Wow it’s The Onion. Why are Berners such crybabies?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Not only is Bernie immune to criticism, humor at his expense is also off limits, according to his supporters.
'Warren campaign responded w/ fundraising email stating that candidate was disappointed that Sanders had called her every single day since 2016 to say that women should never be allowed in public w/o male escort but she didn’t want to discuss matter further, risk being divisive.'
Learn to take a joke Berners 🤣
msuae98 cheezitzonrye
So fucking savage
This'll be on MSNBC and in Warren talking points within a month
😮
the air now getting sucked from the room
🤣🤣🤣
'I'm Elizabeth Warren and I approve this message'
'Bernie, did you say that?' 'No' 'Elizabeth, how did you feel when he said it?'
🙄
Or all the flushing.
that's pretty good. i'll be in a big trouble if a repost it, with the women in my life.
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